Ok, so I was going to update by posting some huge analysis of people who fuck up and make shitty mistakes that fuck things up for others close to them. But then i decided not to. I just ended up going in one big 180 degree turn against my original plan. I just couldn't do it. Besides which, no-one ever listens to me anyway so why should I bother? Instead, i'm going to say fuck you to anyone who never takes my advice and then finds themselves falling flat on their faces. I'm not here for your amusement. I'm here telling you that because you mean something to me. Whether that be friendship, or the world, either way you mean enough for me to care enough to step in and say, "Now hold on a sec, think about what you're contemplating doing here!", because i'm afraid that what you're doing will only lead you to a whole world of emotional hurt. I'm VERY good with these kind of things, and if you've been on the receiving end of one of my 'Don't do it..."'s, and have still done it, then you'll know how hard it is to come back to me with any shreds of credibility remaining. But at least you're safe in the knowledge that I will NEVER say, "I told you so." That's not me. That's for teen movies that are trying to preach the gospel to you against pre-marital sex and drugs. If you're unsure about something and want to know if I think you should do it or not (See: University!!!), then please feel free to e-mail, txt, call, speak to me. Because I have all the time in the world for you, and you know that because we've shared a moment which spoke more than just words. I'm not your average guy. Surely this update alone tells you that. Give me yourself, and i'll give you the voice of the common man. Or at least the realistic one.

(Re-reads first two sentences.) Oh fuck!!!

On a side-note, I seem to be getting about 50 hits a day now if yesterday was anything to go by. That's quite simply... O_o Keep reading folks, those hits keep me going.

Harvey Danger - Carlotta Valdez

jimmy stewart follows kim to where your portrait hangs on a wall
such a haunting vision he forgets his partner's fall
jump into the san francisco bay
i'll follow you in
i know you can't swim
when you've been dead 100 years carlotta
Carlotta Valdez i will make you her.
everything's subjective nothing lasts for johnny o.
kiss kim novak where the redwoods grow
i'll bleach her hair and pretend she didn't die
go up the mission stair
i'll follow anywherethat is, until you climb too high
cause i get vertigo
carlotta valdez, i will make you her
what a thing to be the center of attention all the time
he isn't really falling for this, is he?
he's getting dizzy
and so am I
carlotta valdez carlotta valdez carlotta valdez...

Song of the moment: Harvey Danger - Carlotta Valdez (This song fucking pwns you with a razor covered 2 x 4)