10.11.03

Lady H loved the ebay auction I posted yesterday so I thought i'd post a few more sites which are pretty cool. Here ya go... oh, and I don't deal with online javascript games, I find them to be tedious little fuckers UNLESS they are EXTREMELY original. Which ya don't find often... anyways...

Kids and Radiohead Songs

I LOVED this page. A lot of people laughed at it's content but I found it deeply interesting. Ya've got a group of 10 yr old kids who have never heard Radiohead music before. They have their music played to them, and are then asked to draw whatever comes to mind from listening to the music. If ya like Radiohead, this article is just fantastic.

The Peter Gabriel Man

I called it that cos it reminds me of the end of the 'Sledgehammer' video. Either way, cool little thing which might provide 5 minutes of fun for ya.

The greatest Table Football Move in the world...

Just check this move out. How amazing is it, apart from, VERY??? I love whoever pulled this one off like a sweaty crank.

The Stickman of Choice

As if this video wasn't cool enough, it's no in stickman form... go check this out, PLEASE!

Before and After

You know when you see FHM and ya see the lovely ladies on the front and you just KNOW for a fact that they don't look like that when the photo's taken? Hell, even Kate Winslet admitted to having herself airbrushed a while back. ANYWAYS, this site shows the works of one guy who has to tough up photographs after they're taken. Sound boring? Go check it out, some of it's quite simply shocking.

Terry Wogan Singing

He's a sex icon, and also on my cool list. This is so sexual you'll be forgiven for cumming all over your 'qwertyuiop' row.

Possibly the sexiest porn star ever

Who the fuck booked this girl for a photoshoot??? Please, it's not what you think, so check it out and piss yourself laughing. it's politically incorrect, but then so is whoever made the decision to show this poor lass.

Shopping Store Clerk

Interesting game, and if you've ever served behind a till before, you'll know how it is. I served 19 customers, bagged 4 robbers, and took about $890. AND I didn't make ONE mistake with my change. :D

Smallest Orange in the World

This woman has TOO much time on her hands, but the end result is still magnificent.

Glastonbury Hair

Funny little story, greasy little pictures.

VERY gruesome story

Read this if you have the time AND don't mind sick tales. I started reading it, and by the end kinda wished I hadn't. Kinda funny at the same time tho... there really ARE some sick bastards out there.

SORRY!!!

Didn't know how to take this one... ya could send it to anyone you've pissed off in the past. That's about 20 e-mails for me then!

Fucked up PC owners

A few of these seem very fake, but if all these pics WERE real, boy there'd be some thick bastards out there.

Cool Tunnel Game

Though it IS insanely hard. But nice looking.

Boy Shit

I VERY rarely laugh out loud, but this series of cartoon's about a boy having shit thrown at him had me literally laughing out loud. VERY funny.

The greatest Shit Kids Picture on Teletext

Ya must have seen that section on Teletext for kids to send their pictures in? But they always look shit because of how graphically shit teletext is? Well the above one is probably the greatest ever made.

The REAL Flight Simulator

This is one of the greatest home made video game achievements I ever saw but boy is this guy a sad bastard. I think he's probably still a virgin.

Wanking Tramp

This is funny, especially the dialogue. Check the bitch out.

Nasubi Alone

This was so viscious and cruel I can't believe the Japanese went crazy for it. Check this out, you won't believe what you're reading.

Sex or Not?

this is great, from the pictures can you tell if someone's having sex or not? Fantastic fun. And look out for Peter North!!!

Worst. Singer. Ever.

It's funny and shit. So it's good.

Poor Videogame Dude

Ya gotta feel for this guy when he has fucked up customers like this.

Bouncing Snake Game

INSANELY addictive game. But those high scores are extremely daunting.

Cute or Fucked up?

I'm going for a mix of both, cos it certainly is a little annoying.

Super Soaker Bastards

You ALMOST... feel sorry for the recipients of the wet parcels in these videos. But then you remember they're probably boring miserable bastards, and so they probably deserve it.

Crime Quiz

I took this quiz ages ago, and was told I should have been in prison for a few years. Oh well, nothing like being a fugitive now is there?

Dog vs Pump

Why is a video of an animal attacking an inanimate object so piss yaself funny? Cos this one is fucking riotous.

Ban the Comic Sans font???

This made me laugh. Another waste of time site, but gotta give them kudos for spending so much time on trying to outlaw a font.

The Cow Jumped Over the Moon

There's something totally endearing about this game. i think it's the animation personally.

The Tower of Art

ya gotta love this. A guy started a site with just a basic small tower. He then invited people to download his template for the tower, and design their own tower block, however they saw fit. The resut is breathtakingly cute.

Wank Stories

FANTASTIC. I love my wanking, and regailing others with my many occasions when i've done it. So a site dedicated to people's experiences of pulling their hood is a godsend for me.

"I'm just a Gigolo..." - David Lee Roth

This is just disturbing. Especially the photo gallery. I am convinced there's at least one photo there that's been manipulated through a photoshop, it's the one of his cock in a close-up. very suspect. And check out his tache. What a man.

Buzz Space Game

This is HARD. Very hard. But a nice game. Looks kinda cool too.

Sick Homosexual Bastards

The first profile I came across seemed like your average gay guy. Then the next one was full of shit and piss. And this is an advertising site for gays? Christ almighty... Be warned, it's VERY graphic.

Ebay Sellers profile...

There really ARE some nutjobs out there. Check out this person's comments page for items they've sold or bought. Bizarre.

Woman Sticks Dildo Down Mans Japs Eye

This. Is. Sick. I didn't believe it did what it told me it was going to do, but oh boy does it do what it tells you it's going to do. If you're squeamish, PLEASE don't click that link. If you want to wonder what the fuck goes through some people's minds, then click it. But beware... it's gruesome. I've seen it once, and never again will I watch it. Ok then, just one more time... (Watches clip).......... ARGH!!!

And that's it. Christ have I gone on today. Still, some great sites there, and they're ALL from b3ta, the greatest funny web-site on the net. Check them out, they're loaded with boss sites.

Song of the moment: If You Tolerate This, Then Your Children Will Be Next - Manic Street Preachers
Movie of the moment: Punch-Drunk Love

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