DAY 1: Introduction

So we got in and faced our first prob. Them aforementioned builders are gonna be their for 3 months so now our beds are situated on a totally different floor to where our 'living quarters' are. Which means we'll have to walk between floors with wires sticking out of our pants. Yes you heard me, i'm also now walking around with 10 cms of plastic up my jacksie. Not a joyous experience and i'm sure it keeps poking my guts, but it was either that or miss out on 400 'easy' pounds. I'm wondering what i've got myself into really. And our Tesco's food STILL hasn't come yet. I'm absolutely friggin starving. God do i miss normality... :)