18.3.03

I FINALLY went to see Jackass: The Movie today! God it was funny, if ya don't want any of it to be spoiled if you haven't already seen it, look away NOW!!!

Best 5 parts from jackass: The Movie:

1. Golf Course Airhorns - This was basically the guys blowing extremely loud airhorns just as people were about to swing their clubs to hit their golfballs down the fairway. Sounds childish? Maybe, but the reaction of the 2 male golfers who decide to start shooting golfballs at the jackass crew is unrivalled.

2. Toy Car up the Ass - Ryan Dunn has a toy car inserted into his arse, and then goes to the doctors, complaining of a sore bottom after concussing at a party. The doctor believes it to be gay sex, only to find after X-Raying Ryan that their is a toy car up in him. Fucking amazing.

3. Shit in the Shop Toilet - And this ain't just any ol' McDonald's restaurant toilet either. ya know the way plumbers have toilets displayed in their shops? Dave England decides he'll go into one of these shops and have a shit on one of these toilets. And it's a proper log flume too!

4. Anything with Party Boy dancing - I'm sorry, but no matter how many times I see him dance, it still makes me laugh everytime. Especially the part where he traps the guy in the phone booth. :D

5. Butterbean / Knoxville Round One - this is sickening. Butterbean really twats Knoxville so hard that he knocks him out. And to see johnny ask if Butterbean's ok... unrivalled!

Enjoyable! Maybe not QUITE as good as i thought it'd be, but still an extremely fun laugh, and I can't wait to get the DVD from Kehoe when he goes to the US next week.

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