Real children's books or not? Laugh or cry, the choice is yours...

http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~bigf@rt.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~dorquemada1.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~EvilTwig1.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~hilikus2.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~Kill-Time.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~LordSkeletor2.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~LordSkeletor3.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~MonkeyHateFire1.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~neap0litan.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~PsychoticAnt.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~r3Wind.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~RipVTide4.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~Sorata.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~spacemountain2.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~Viceroy.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/omgwtfbbq~Vitriol3.jpg

Scary hey? What ARE our children being taught today?