I notice my blogs don't seem to be getting posted SO...
[9/17/2002 3:45:54 PM | Carl Houghton]
Anyone got tips on how to get into a steaming hot bath without having ya dangly bits get the brunt of the heat? Fucking annoying that.
It's a shame that there's people who've been part of an interaction in my life who i'm going to forever dislike. Just because of who they are primarily, and the way they are. And it's also funny that 95% of the time, these people you hate, actually like you back. I've never understood that. I know people who like me who I can't stand, and yet they are so oblivious to my hatred to them, it's quite funny actually... ah the bitter sweet irony of 60+ years. I'm a third of the way there, and the way it's flashing me by it's gonna seem like i'll be dead by next week.
[9/23/2002 3:42:54 PM | Carl Houghton]
Ya know in 'Unbreakable where Bruce Willis has these flashbacks when he touches other people, and he sees something in their life? Well I had my own today and i'm VERY worried cos it's something that has happened when i've been in a state of... er... pissed-as-a-fartness. I'm doing a bit of detective work today to see if my beliefs are true... watch this space.
No doubt this won't get posted either so I may end up having to restart my blog... which is about as likely as me not having a wank tonight.
24.9.02
23.9.02
Ya know in 'Unbreakable where Bruce Willis has these flashbacks when he touches other people, and he sees something in their life? Well I had my own today and i'm VERY worried cos it's something that has happened when i've been in a state of... er... pissed-as-a-fartness. I'm doing a bit of detective work today to see if my beliefs are true... watch this space.
17.9.02
Anyone got tips on how to get into a steaming hot bath without having ya dangly bits get the brunt of the heat? Fucking annoying that.
It's a shame that there's people who've been part of an interaction in my life who i'm going to forever dislike. Just because of who they are primarily, and the way they are. And it's also funny that 95% of the time, these people you hate, actually like you back. I've never understood that. I know people who like me who I can't stand, and yet they are so oblivious to my hatred to them, it's quite funny actually... ah the bitter sweet irony of 60+ years. I'm a third of the way there, and the way it's flashing me by it's gonna seem like i'll be dead by next week.
It's a shame that there's people who've been part of an interaction in my life who i'm going to forever dislike. Just because of who they are primarily, and the way they are. And it's also funny that 95% of the time, these people you hate, actually like you back. I've never understood that. I know people who like me who I can't stand, and yet they are so oblivious to my hatred to them, it's quite funny actually... ah the bitter sweet irony of 60+ years. I'm a third of the way there, and the way it's flashing me by it's gonna seem like i'll be dead by next week.
13.9.02
I just wanna say I had a great day in town today. Sure it was just going round talking bollox, and shocking some girl with my admission of wanking outside of a tent in the Lake District, but it was a great day all the same! I'd like to thank Sutty, Andy, Blakely, Jo, Helen, that girl Sutty didn't introduce me to correctly, and even Flynney... Flynny... Ian for the larfs we had today. I needed it after the shit week i've had. I applaud ye all, and thank you...
12.9.02
We got our Reservoir Dogs photo's back today and i'm very disappointed. Not only do I look an ugly fuck on them, but for some reason, about 4 or 5 photo's just aren't there, INCLUDING our legendary walk down Wood Street while humming 'Little Green Bag' to ourselves... note to self: NEVER EVER BUY A DISPOSABLE CAMERA FOR AN AMAZING NIGHT OUT AGAIN.
I see the papers are going on today about remembering and giving thoughts to both sides of the Atlantic for those who have suffered on and after the 11th of September 2001 attacks. How long do they expect us to keep thinking about this? It was devestating, yes it really was, but these things happen, and if we're gonna have this every year, then i'm gonna end up writing a letter to The Mirror demanding an explanation on why 'The Hillsborough Tragedy', 'The Dunblane massacre', and the numerous train crashes that we've had don't get the same anniversary justice that 11/9 does. ANY MONEY, that next year, there'll be a big fuck-off 4 page spread dedicated to them two girls who were murdered a few weeks back. The media dictates what we see and what it wants us to believe in, and unfortunately for us, there's fuck all we can do but either decide to go along with the flow or to, like me, take a step back and look at the REAL picture. Come on over.
I see the papers are going on today about remembering and giving thoughts to both sides of the Atlantic for those who have suffered on and after the 11th of September 2001 attacks. How long do they expect us to keep thinking about this? It was devestating, yes it really was, but these things happen, and if we're gonna have this every year, then i'm gonna end up writing a letter to The Mirror demanding an explanation on why 'The Hillsborough Tragedy', 'The Dunblane massacre', and the numerous train crashes that we've had don't get the same anniversary justice that 11/9 does. ANY MONEY, that next year, there'll be a big fuck-off 4 page spread dedicated to them two girls who were murdered a few weeks back. The media dictates what we see and what it wants us to believe in, and unfortunately for us, there's fuck all we can do but either decide to go along with the flow or to, like me, take a step back and look at the REAL picture. Come on over.
11.9.02
September 11th has come and gone, and thoughts of it still linger...
But why? I mean, on the day and the month it happened, it was fucking huge. No-one across the world can say they weren't awestruck by the images and video clips coming to them from the US, but why remember such tragedies? What's the point? I'm telling you now, i bet you there's more people crying today in the world than there was 6 months ago, and that to me ain't a clever thing to do. What's the point in re-opening harsh wounds? If I had someone who died in the WTC that day, I wouldn't want to be remembering what a tragedy it was, and all this coverage is just a catalyst for the Al Qaeda to do exactly what the papers are prophecying.
Ya've got all these papers worrying openly that something might happen today.
Al Qaeda: "Hmmm, well, we weren't gonna do it, but they seem to expect it, so what the fuck! Let's blow some other major building out of the skyline!"
If anything does happen today, I blame the media, and all that branches off it, i.e. radio, TV, newspapers, etc. Oh, and good luck to our cats, who just don't seem to be getting on at all well with our Butch lately.
But why? I mean, on the day and the month it happened, it was fucking huge. No-one across the world can say they weren't awestruck by the images and video clips coming to them from the US, but why remember such tragedies? What's the point? I'm telling you now, i bet you there's more people crying today in the world than there was 6 months ago, and that to me ain't a clever thing to do. What's the point in re-opening harsh wounds? If I had someone who died in the WTC that day, I wouldn't want to be remembering what a tragedy it was, and all this coverage is just a catalyst for the Al Qaeda to do exactly what the papers are prophecying.
Ya've got all these papers worrying openly that something might happen today.
Al Qaeda: "Hmmm, well, we weren't gonna do it, but they seem to expect it, so what the fuck! Let's blow some other major building out of the skyline!"
If anything does happen today, I blame the media, and all that branches off it, i.e. radio, TV, newspapers, etc. Oh, and good luck to our cats, who just don't seem to be getting on at all well with our Butch lately.
8.9.02
Also just thought i'd give a big shout out to the 3 people who read this Blog of mine-
Pillow -Didn't know you read this till ya told me last night! Or maybe you've told me in the past now that I come to think of it...
Skippy - Great to see ya last night! Especially considering you're a firm believer of this shit Blog of mine. And thank you for the congratulations, thought you were gonna be there for the duration of the night praising my good luck! :)
Laydee K - Great to see you again too last night, shame it was for such a short time and such a low number of occasions, but it was great to see ya either way! And I was glad to meet THE Ali for the first time last night. Hope you two ladies have a good future in your new abode, I know ya deserve it.
Anyways, enough blathering about horse-chestnuts and on with the talking. I'm off to go and crack a wank off to Ann Widdecombe playing Monopoly on a roofless train headed for the Pacific Ocean... ah what a life.
Pillow -Didn't know you read this till ya told me last night! Or maybe you've told me in the past now that I come to think of it...
Skippy - Great to see ya last night! Especially considering you're a firm believer of this shit Blog of mine. And thank you for the congratulations, thought you were gonna be there for the duration of the night praising my good luck! :)
Laydee K - Great to see you again too last night, shame it was for such a short time and such a low number of occasions, but it was great to see ya either way! And I was glad to meet THE Ali for the first time last night. Hope you two ladies have a good future in your new abode, I know ya deserve it.
Anyways, enough blathering about horse-chestnuts and on with the talking. I'm off to go and crack a wank off to Ann Widdecombe playing Monopoly on a roofless train headed for the Pacific Ocean... ah what a life.
(>' .')> Kirby says: " So, so you think you can tell, heaven from hell, blue skies from pain... " says:
Or cop off with polly Anna who's knickers are as soggy as a second hand Big Mac box and who has got 21 diseases from all the lads who've promised her fame and fortune before dumping her out of a black cab into the steps of Lime Street Station.
Just something I said today which i thought was a little amusing so decided to post it on here. Is that a bigheaded thing to do? No it isn't, winning the lottery and then giving a tramp a pound is.
Or cop off with polly Anna who's knickers are as soggy as a second hand Big Mac box and who has got 21 diseases from all the lads who've promised her fame and fortune before dumping her out of a black cab into the steps of Lime Street Station.
Just something I said today which i thought was a little amusing so decided to post it on here. Is that a bigheaded thing to do? No it isn't, winning the lottery and then giving a tramp a pound is.
7.9.02
I'd just like to recommend Subway, the sandwich bar, to all who frequent the city centre on a regular basis. I nearly splurted semen in my pants today after having a pizza sandwich from said food bar. It's only 1.89 too, can't go wrong folks, unless of course you happen to get a sandwich that's contaminated with an unhealthy case of salmonella.