Things i've noticed...

1. The number 2 in the 20th Century Fox logo is VERY all over the place before it finally swings around for its final shot. Just watch it, there's something VERY odd looking about that 2, until the camera pan ends. You'll see...

2.Thursday Night Shopping. Something tells me that EVERYONE out there picks the only night of the week available for shopping to do their own, because it's unbelievably the busiest time of the week for us in Music Zone. Even busier than Saturday. What are these morons thinking??? "Oh, it's a late night so hardly anyone else will be going either." Times this train of thought by 50'000, and you've just about got the number of sheep who are milling round town at 7:30pm of a Thursday night, trying to buy the new 'Brian Little' DVD for their little un's, who are about 10 years old and shouldn't be watching anything of the sort.

3. Scallies have a lot of homosexuality in them themselves. That can be the only reason why they're so afraid of homosexuals, and so easily willing to take the piss out of the whole gay culture. I'm telling ya, Baz, Gaz, and Tez the scallies are ALL raving shirt-lifters, who REALLY want to take that final shot from the rough and get to biting some pillows. Fucking wannabe gobshites.

4. Girls DO masturbate. A girl in our work thinks it's a minority who do; WTF!?! This lady also thinks porn is disgusting and should be made illegal. Why not just ban videogames that portray violence, music video's that have an opinion; no, ARTISTS who have an opinion. meanwhile we'll close down every Ann Summers store, every Adult shop, and destroy the adult section of every multimedia outlet, all which are just trying to make a living by selling goods to a market which WILL and WANTS to buy them from them.

Lads, if you want to find out if a girl masturbates, just ask her. To see them say 'no' quicker than Road Runner sprinting away from Wily Coyote is a hilarious moment. This may also be accompanied by them turning their face away, an embarrassed smile or a pair of red cheeks. Before they dash off home to diddle themselves to any guy but their boyfriend / husband. You'll see.

5. Lads who think they're Bob Marley, but can't be as, well for starters, they're white. We have 3 lads with dreadlocks in our work who ALL love Bob Marley. One named his daughter after a Marley tune, another slagged me off when he found out I liked Rush (shocking I know), and the other doesn't really have his own opinion and instead tends to follow the other two.

Funny thing is, these guys are probably just as bad as the elitist emo fucks out there who believe if you don't like their music you should just go and fucking DIE. I mean, they change their look to try and compare themselves to their own godfather, Mr. Marley.

Don't get me wrong, I don't HATE Bob Marley, I just really dislike his music and have found his fans are just as bad as emo fucks. And personally, I always preferred Jacob anyway. He ruled Scrooge hard.