First of all, I grinned massively when Jen (in my last updates comments box) thought that the mish-mash of keyboard on the Salad Fingers theory site was Dumbo with some ant dude on him? :D

Here's what she's talking about (If it fits on my blog!!!!):

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Can you see what it is now??? Still not? Right, the following link WILL debunk what 'LUEshi' really is...

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6871/LUEshi4.jpg

I hope you enjoyed that mystery unfolding. :D As for where I find these fucked up things, I get by with a little help from my friends of the LUE board on gamefaqs.com. Of course, LUE is now an exclusive board, of which if you haven't signed up for it at the start of the year, you're basically fucked if you think you're ever going to get on there. Most of you are sitting there wondering what the fuck i'm talking about. :) Don't worry, i'm used to it, and at least if you don't know what LUE is, you won't feel the pain of knowing what you're missing; cos' you don't. :D if you're REALLY that wrapped up in wondering what this place is all about, I can provide a link to a history of the board. The board which invaded Conan O' Brien's very own TV show. The board which shopped a paedophile to the police after his son slipped up on the board. The board which has gamefaqs' top brass literally sat there shaking, wondering what the fuck next they're going to do... it's fucking great. :D

If you're wondering why I haven't updated in a short while, i'm working on the huge update with more of those crazy, zany, fucked up, wacky wanky links, that I know for a fact my readers love and cherish. As a teaser taste of what you can expect... here's a few site descriptions i've so far typed up... :D

"I'm sorry, but anyone who creates a 3ft tall WORKING Gameboy...."
"We've ALL wondered how different cultures orgasm around the world, so the following movie clip..."
"Hands up who went to see Spiderman 2? (Thrusts two hands up) Hands up who saw him reviewing Crayola Crayons? (Silence)..."
"You like your porn? Yeah!!! Like your TOYS? YEAH!!!..."
"Cactus's aren't fun. Aren't famous. Aren't anything really. Unless you're one planted next to David Blunkett..."

You know it's going to be good. Brace yourselves, because the next update is going to be a doozy! Au revoirski...