I forget that one doesn't always receive comments. That's the problem with the comment feature on this blog; you type up expecting maybe even a slight comment and so you keep waiting... and waiting... and nothing. Maybe there's a hint of narcissism hidden in there somewhere. You can't ALWAYS expect someone to comment!!! :P

Was great to see Tim Henman go out of Wimbledon again, i've really enjoyed it since. Don't have to hear about fucking Henman Hill or anymore 'Come on TIM!!!'s now. Can enjoy Tennis for what it is. :D

I go down south this weekend to see Naomi again so you'll likely not hear from me anytime between Thursday and Sunday, but I may just post before I go on the Wednesday, if I can be arsed. i'm SERIOUSLY finding a lack of interesting shit to talk about right now. I reckon my mind ain't in the right frame. See how I am later.

Just a quick post to say I passed my degree. :D Happy as a pig in shit. Was only a 2:2, but I simply wanted to pass more than anything. Didn't want to fail and then consider my last 3 years to have been a useless waste. And for those who are unsure (as I was earlier today), a 2:2 translates to between 50 and 60%.

Tonight's the night to get absolutely SLAUGHTERED. So if you're in the Kh tonight, pop in, see me, congratulate me, buy me a drink, shake hands, and fuck off. Maybe.

Anyways, just wanna end with God Bless America. As whenever something goes right, it's the only thing to say. God Bless that amazing country, with its never ending supply of soldiers and civilian labelled bullets. :)

I enjoy watching tennis. I don't love it, but it's a good sport with next to no scandal, next to no celebrity gossip in the press, I enjoy it. it feels like it's genuinely about the sport more than anything else. However... I HATE watching a Tim Henman match. I don't mind the guy, but he has some of the worst fans in the world:

Fan A: Go on, you say it...
Fan B: What? No way, you do!
Fan A: I said it 13 times last year! And 7 the year before! You only said it 4 last year.
Fan B: 5.
Fan A: Could have sworn it was 4. Strawberry?
Fan B: No thanks. I'm still not saying it tho.
Fan A: Ok then, I will...
Fan B: Go on, go on!!! *Giggles like a school-girl*
Fan A: Ok... COME ON TIM!!!
Fan B: OMGWTFLOLBBQ!!!!1!!!!111!!

Really, How often do we have to fucking hear 'come on Tim'? Is that fan support? Really? I feel sorry for the chap if that's all the support he can get. He even has to rally these miserable boring bastards to cheer him on. Was watching him against the Russian dude just now and it was like the fans had had their life support turned off. Only when Tim made some movement like he was trying to swim in mid-air did anyone wake up. And you've got the commentators...

That old bastard: Good ol' Tim, he's such a funny gentleman.
McEnroe: Just ain't American.
That old bastard: Wonder how they're getting on over on 'Henman Hill'?
McEnroe: Who gives a shit?
That old bastard: Ah, there's Lucy in the stand, Tim's wonderful wife, always here for support.

*Camera switches to Lucy, looking like she'd rather be in the dressing room getting screwed by Tim's trainer.*

McEnroe: Her face reminds me of this shot I pulled off back in 86'...
That old bastard: Definitely Tim's year this year, always has been...

*Umpire gets knocked off his chair by a stray ball.*

McEnroe: LOL!!! Now that there's just about the funniest thing I ever did see. That's tennis folks, funniest sport in the world.

It pisses me off. I'm telling ya, football might have the cliched quotes, the scandal, and dickhead's who earn 50 times what they should be, but least they have genuine fans. Well, besides Manchester United. Bastards.

Just a quick blog. Was reading through some of the other blogs found on Skippy's blog, and came across Nick's... Anywho, it reminded me that I had a picture of he and I from when we played in Lister Drive School's football team, so without further ado... and I KNOW all of you who know Nick will just ADORE this... here's the LDFC team photo from... Jesus, 1992 maybe???

Hope you enjoyed that trip back down memory lane. :D I'm 2nd from the right on the back row, Nick's next to me on the right. For those of you who DON'T know us. Fucking stalkers.

Muchos appreciation for the early feedback, it's always nice to know i'm not typing my fingers to the bone to no-one in particular.

Had a great weekend. As she said in my comments, i had the pleasure of bumping into Skippy in the Krazy House. Tis always a pleasure of course, not often ya find wisened peeps in that shit-hole. But when you do, the feeling is akin to finding a 50p on the floor. VERY sexual.

Not a whole lot else to report really, but I reckon it's more the fact i'm boiling my fucking bollocks off sitting here trying to type this. And besides, I just bought 13 episodes of Batman: The Animated Series, and I really want to see the TRUE side of Batman for once. As well as the new film on Thursday. :P

Oh, and because I know how much you lot loved the links of yesteryear, here's a short clip of loads of cum floating; yes, it's Underwater Love!!!

Quote Unquote (Travolta)

And so it begins. A return. Not a very gallant one, but a return never-the-less. And a return to what exactly? Last time I spoke at real length, I declared I would never be updating this blog again. In the months that followed, i realised I had too much to say and no-one to say it too. The urge to come back to this was too much. Hence why i'm back only 4 months later, and not leaving the blog to stagnate under the weight of nearly 3 and a half years of trivial nonsense.

So yeah, I feel I can use this to say a lot of cryptic and metaphorical shit; only in that guise because naming people is far too incriminating and stressful in the long run. :D But a lot has happened to me since. A few of you may remember Naomi from my trip to London last year. Well i'm now officially with her now, and currently see her every 3 weeks when I have a weekend off from work. Soon as she leaves college in a few weeks, the world is our oyster. I'm extremely happy with her, and it makes a pleasant change from the dull routine life I had settled into over the past year and a half.

I've left University for good now. 3 years down the drain. Don't even know if i'll get my degree. But if I do, any pass will suffice. I honestly gave up caring half way through. i only stuck with it cos' i'd got that far and didn't want to sacrifice the last year and a half that I had already gone through. So Uni wasn't for me, but I know not everyone has the same experience as I did. Some people have fantastic times in Uni, the times of their lives. Getting pissed every night, shagging random people, and asking if they can get student discount on a fucking taxi fare. Bastard students. For once I can finally say that without some twat replying, "Er, but aren't YOU a student?"

I'd like to say a whole lot more has happened, and it probably has, but it doesn't come to mind right now. Needless to say, Auto2112.blogspot.com is back in operation, and is so permanently it would seem. Keep checking back, you know how often I update the fucker, so there's usually some vile outlook on some of the latest happenings in my life or someone else's who I have no right to be making a point of.

It's good to be back and I sincerely hope this term is as popular as the last two.

PS: For those of you who had no idea where those 'random sentences' were coming from in recent weeks... your heads? Hang them. In shame.

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