Yet another anonymous post! It's wonderful how the negative posts of my blog are always anonymous. :D Let's dissect this mother-fucker:

You are full of shit, Carl.

In some respect, i'll give them this, but then aren't we ALL full of shit in some respect?

People who move away want to experience life on their own and met new people.

WHAT. THE. FUCK??? People don't move away to experience life on their own and meet new people, do you have ANY idea what the fuck you just said??? So, by your logic, I moved down south to be all on my lonesome, BUT... I wanted to meet new people too? It's time's like this I think of Doc Brown's 'Paradox' explanation from Back to the Future:

Marty: Oh man, that's heavy!

Moving away is nothing to do with wanting to be on your own, or meeting new people. SOMETIMES it is, but not for all people. I moved down south for a better job, as well as to be closer to my girlfriend. Whether I met new people or not wasn't a big factor for me. I'm not a dickhead who needs acceptance from others to feel at one with himself. I mean seriously, WTF mate!

If anyone's lazy round here, it's the likes of you who only get round to moving on now.

Yes, i'm so lazy. I moved 200 miles away for a brand new FULL-TIME job, I pay for my own place with all my own money, I do all this while trying my hardest to maintain a super-strong relationship. I walk about 4 miles to work and back 5 days a week, I stand on my feet for 8 hours every weekday selling cancer insurance to very needy people who benefit heavily from it and... when you put it like that, I really am a lazy fucker aren't I? Christ almighty, if I lie down, I may just DIE from laziness. Let me guess, you're working part-time, you call university 'full-time', and no doubt there's a loan hiding somewhere to help you out of any little mess you get yourself into. At least i took a Uni loan out for no other reason than to simply get shit I don't need, not pretend i'm independent by paying for all my rent, food, and bills with it.

You're so opinionated, but it's a rule for you and another for everyone else.

EVERYONE'S opinionated. The world would be a very fucking boring place if we didn't have any opinions. You ever read '1984'? Oh sorry, you've only watched Big Brother haven't you? Nevermind, but hey, the new Harry Potter book's out next year, yee-haw! And if that's even too heavy for you, there's always the Liverpool Echo's sports pages for you to go through! :D

Get over yourself and stop being a dick.

If there's anyone who is bashful about themselves, it's me. I'm the leading seller in my 16-man strong team at work and I HATE the attention I get as a result of it. Talk about being big-headed!As for being a dick... well, the southerners love me. :D Even the guys. Many a guy down here would glady love to fuck my scouse accent if they could, poor darlings. Maybe that's why you get kicks out of saying such negative things about me anonymously. Reminds me of Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold! actually... there's another psycho.

Ya know, it's funny... anytime in the past someone has hated on me online, it's always been anonymously. Why do these people hide? It's pointless really, anonymous could be anyone so your opinion doesn't really carry any weight without a visible motive, you know? In this case, it's pretty obvious who it is, if you REALLY think about it. Some people just can't resist trying to get involved with my life, even when i'm 200 miles away! :D Jealousy is a cruel yet sweet thing.

Anywho, enough picking at grammatically incorrect posts, my job's gone just great this week, even earned me some mince pies and maltesers which is better than a kick in the bollocks! Loving the job, loving Portsmouth, and down here people don't judge. And they CERTAINLY don't slag you off behind their backs. Or anonymously. Pricks. Or idiots. No, I like pricks better. Prick.

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