Two weeks since my last update? What goes there? I must admit i've been quite dead on my feet lately, and am doing quite a lot of hours for Spencers what with the countdown to judgement day passing me by like Jews into an auction for wishing wells. For all of you who still actually give a shit about that money grabbing shop, Spencer Gifts is open until a week this coming Saturday. Only 11 full shopping days left till it blows up in my face. And good riddance too.

I actually plucked the courage to go visit Pound-Stretcher today after nearly a year since I left with no return. it was weird. I was glad to see they banned shelves being more than head height. That used to be a real pleasure for the customers looking to get any ol' claim coming their way with a handy suitcase on the head. There's only 3 people left there now who I used to work with, and 2 of them are leaving within the next month. good luck to them, about time they got their arses out of poundy for good.

Aside from that, apologies for the lack of updates. i promise to get back to my best form, as you all know and love me. It's just the way i am at the moment...