This update is dedicated to a Ms. Laura Sefton, who spent many a month with me in that shit-infested scum-hole also known to the Broadway Market Campers as £-Stretcher!

I just spent £74.97 on 3 PC games. Ain't half gud having a shitload of money in ya account telling ya now! :) Money doesn't make the world go round? Money ain't everything? My fucking arse it doesn't and isn't. People say love's more important. Maybe so, but what the fuck can you do in a relationship without money? I suppose you can tell your partner how much you love them a billion times. But that'd get boring. How about sex (Yes please!) ? I suppose sex is a good substitute for cash right? Ah shit, what about paying the rent on your home? Ya can't do that without cash so I guess you're gonna have to have sex in the entrance to the Metropolitan Cathedral like some of the rest us have...!

Anyway, if ever you're sitting on a windfall, make the most of it like I am. Doesn't half cheer you up when you're down / bored / mentally suicidal.