I just met Steve-O backstage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I can't believe it. I'm just having such a huge high since I met him. I even got him to talk to my pregnant mum over the phone!!! Apparently, they talked about my mum's pregnancy, about Steve-O's sister just having a baby, and also my mum asked if Bam Margera was there but Steve-O had to disappoint her and tell her he wasn't. It was too unbelievable! There was a group of women behind me who decided to disrespect my mum by talking about these sick things my mum must be doing to Steve-O to be able to be chatting with him. What did Steve-O say to my mum about this?

"These fucking girls are really pissing me off."

What else... oh, I got him to sign a ten pound note. Let's just say I asked him to 'sign it right over the queen's fucking face'. A london security guard flipped on me and told me to watch myself! Bloody royalists.

Another thing, while I was waiting with my mate to meet Steve-O, I noticed this other guy signing stuff for some girls in front of me. I didn't recognise him.

Me: Who is that guy?

Girl: That's Dimitri!

Dimitri, from Jackass. I couldn't believe it! I immediately thrust my DVD casing toward him so he could sign it. I just couldn't believe he was standing there and I nearly missed him.

Finally, Steve-O signed my 'Don't Try This At Home' DVD to me, my bro, and my unborn brother! I also got to kiss him on the cheek! I'm a guy an' all, but I couldn't give a damn. I couldn't let this moment pass me by! He made me have one of the best nights of my life. it maybe could have been a little longer, but what he did would have killed lesser people! All HAIL... Steve-O.