A Huge kick-off today between the family. Me against my dad and Lee, Me mum against, me dad, our lee against me dad and me, and me dad against everyone. :) The good ol' days have returned where I don't have to wonder when the next kickoff from that gobshite is because he's on a permanent state of PMS.

A word of warning to all of you who speak to me; I know some of ya's are nicking my phrases and that's fine IN MODERATION. But if ya don't start letting on that Mr. Auto (And I say MR because I deserve the politeness!) is the sole proprietor of these lovely witty mannerisms then I shall have to strike down upon thee with GREAT AVENGANCE!!! Such phrases include...

Au revoir/ski (May have been devised by the french but the ski part comes from WAY back between me and a pal who used to use it for other words. Ia dopted it for Au revoir...)
Ahoy hoy! (Tho a lot of people think I nicked this from mr. Burns where in fact it was actually the man, Ian Collins)
Gobshite (A common known phrase but not commonly used.)
Shit for Brains (See gobshite)

there's countless others but I want to end this Blog with a Profanisaurus term before I forget. This shall become a staple part of the Blog!

salmon handcuffs n. Pink handcuffs. Invisible restraints that keep a gentleman from seeing any of his friends. Pussy whipped. "This is quite rum do, Jeeves', I exclaimed. I've met Piggy for cocktails every Friday for ten years. Where the pip can he be?' 'If I may be so bold', intoned Jeeves in that way of his, 'he has recently taken up with a soubrette from a London show, and I fear she has slapped the salmon handcuffs on the poor cunt." (from 'What the Fuck, Jeeves?' by PG Wodehouse).

Hope ya enjoyed it!