Someone just gave me the kick up the arse that I need to actually update this thing! It's been like nearly a month so i feel i oughta put fingers to keys again and come up with something again...

I just re-read my last update... it's quite funny to read the other side of me which is the 'pissed as a fart' side. Why does alcohol do that?... and why as a child does Coca-Cola and Wine Gums do that? Or in the mole's case, why does that happen as an adult? Anywho, i think i'll be ditching my 5 'o' clock blogs because it's quite simply a bit embarrassing really.

I was thinking today about dark humour. And thought about the old chestnut of the old lady who, while walking down a street during the winter will invariably slip up on a frosty piece of paving... and will you laugh? You ruddy betcha! :D

And a big shout out to someone who may just give my site the boost it needs... if you can this kaleidoscope of horrors a site. :P http://www.skippybird.blogspot.com/ too it's time out to actually mention my dire attempts. Skippy, I don't know you either, but you're too cool!!! :D