What is it about coach journeys that turn people into cunts?

I find myself quite the pro now with the ol' coach journey; done enough of them this past year to know which people are twats and which are ok. Why must people on these coaches have the most fucking annoying ring tone, and when they finally answer the bloody thing, proceed to let the whole coach know what their opinion is of Cathy snogging John on their most recent night out... i'm sorry, am I the only one who finds conversations like that to be truly fucking monotonous, pointless, dreary affairs which don't lead anywhere but to the individuals involved feeling like they've gained a point of respect for their increased knowledge of their social circle's actions???

I had a pair of scallies get on before...

A: Awww, there's no legroom lad.
B: It's get on the back seat then, innit? LOL|Z¬!!!11!1!!

I prayed they were closet homosexuals who were gonna lick eachother's lacoste tracksuits provocatively. Nay, they were simply yet another pair of scally gobshites with a pennysworth of intelligence between them.

I dunno, maybe i'm just a pretentious prick or something, but I have a major worry that where society was already in the duldrums, it's now going even lower, to a word that is so low it hasn't even been invented yet. Let's give it the temporary label of the 'shitstack'. The shitstack is where our world is heading for, because the general IQ of people is dropping quickly. Take Celeb Big Bro for instance. Chantelle Houghton (she shares the same surname as me, NOOOOO!!!!) didn't know what a gynocologist was. Now, I KNOW this isn't a lesson in life that is needed, but it's something that surely should be known by the general public, as known as what a chiropractor is, a pediatrician, an orthodontist, and so on. Remember jade Goody, thinking 'East Anglia' was a fucking AIRLINE??? Helen Adams in Big Bro 2 stating how 'I like blinking I do'; what the fuck???

Worst part is, the general public who watched these people, thought they were lovely because of these comments. So, simply, we've become a nation that celebrates dumbness as being cute. What the fuck next? A stupid ass president of the USA? A Prime Minister whose only retorts to criticisms of his running of the country are critisicms back at the person accusing him?

Call me a pretentious, above himself twat, but I hate the way we're going. Kids have become lazy, celebrity seems half-based on just how fucking stupid you are, and no-one wants to get out and endure a truly cultured moment.

If you want me, i'm on my way to the shitstack...