Time for an update.

Seems everyone else is enjoying Christmas except me. But that doesn't mean to say i'm being all hum-buggerish about it. I just ain't that interested in it this year, seems like fuck all when i've got University shit to think about, as well as a new baby coming on the way and other more personal things i've gotta deal with. And yet, it's the year i have spent the most money on gifts for my family. Which is strange, but also nice that I have become so independent. Means a lot to me that I have so much money to throw around at will without having to worry about running out. Trust me, i ain't running out anytime soon! Which is also weird considering i'm a student.

Anyway, Xmas. I hope you're all having a good one and I hope you all put aside hoping for what you want as well, and at least give a thought about reality. Christmas is all shit. No-one really knows what it means anymore, including me. I don't know why I buy presents, I just do because society says I have to. I therefore should stick to my morals and NOT buy anyone presents just cos' it's that 'time of year'. If you're worrying about not being able to buy that necklace for your girlfriend, or buy that DVD for ya boyfriend (DVD = necklace, oh yes it is does), just take a step back and consider the consequences.

As for me, i haven't asked for anything except a Radiohead album and I ain't even that fussed if I get that or not. So long as this baby pops out in March fresh and healthy, with a smile to boot, and a reputation which will make Auto proud then that will make my year. Christmas? Load of shit, bring on the baby poop instead.

SPENCER'S UPDATE

News has got round to all corners of the KH as well as Liverpool and my family that I DO work in Spencer's Gifts UK, in St John's Precinct. It's a little shop, but with ahuge fucking heart. I see that Skippybird has been perusing though Gamestation trying to get her Dreamcast fixed. Respect to the mutha' for sticking with the cast'!! Tis an amazing little machine harshly forgotten about and dropped from Seg... I'm dribbling. Anyway, if ever ya walking through the precinct and happen to smell the dildo infested Spencer's, do come in!

Our deal of the week HAS TO BE our Lava Lamps, all selling at prices raning from £10 - 20. I'm not kidding. However, they've selt like box's of Kleenex at a Playboy convention and so are VERY hard to find. If you want anything from Spencer's, gis a shout and i'll see what I can do!

That'll do for me. I WILL be updating on Christmas Day. When i don't know for sure, but I will be. Look out for me on MSN Mesenger as well at auto2112@hotmail.com. i'm always ready and raring for a laugh so do feel free to call me a twat or a saviour for all Monster Munch plant aficianado's out there. Au revoir...