"Why don't you tell it like it really is?"

Not many of us do really. My work's always bullshitting me. Telling me one thing when it's really another, and telling me they like me when really they're all talking behind my back cos I stand up for myself and... I dunno, I just can't be arsed anymore. Where's that ray of light when you need it, and why doesn't anyone ever offer me one either?!?!?! :D